Progressive Comedy

Progressive Comedy

Between cisgender soccer, Taylor Swift’s travails, and Kamala Harris “transportation” thoughts, this entire week of Yes I am a Liberal seems to have taken on more of a stand-up comedy routine than normal. In their honor let us recalibrate and regurgitate where necessary, and use Liberal logic, to provide Progressive puns. Due to the comedic nature of this column we must embrace a Liberal legend of comedy known as Dave Chappelle. Mr. Chappelle is your…

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Kamala Harris Reveals $100 Billion Black Homeownership Plan

Kamala Harris Reveals $100 Billion Black Homeownership Plan

by Daveda Gruber: On Saturday Democratic Senator Kamala Harris revealed a plan to invest $100 billion in federal funding to help America’s black population buy homes if she is elected president. Black voters are a big part of the constituency in the Democratic primary. The plan would, as Harris has said, provide a down payment and closing cost assistance of up to $25,000 to people renting or living in historically red-lined communities from the Department…

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Biden Claims Russian Election Interference Wouldn’t Happen on ‘His Watch’

Biden Claims Russian Election Interference Wouldn’t Happen on ‘His Watch’

by Daveda Gruber: On Friday, former Vice President Joe Biden has stated that Russia wouldn’t dare “undo” elections on his watch. Biden did an interview on CNN, which aired on Friday, where he made some strong claims about President Trump. The former vice president slammed Trump’s foreign policy and also predicted that NATO would cease to exist if Trump were re-elected as president of the United States. The Democratic presidential frontrunner said, “We need allies….

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CNN Anchor Says Trump is Right on Asylum System

CNN Anchor Says Trump is Right on Asylum System

by Daveda Gruber: CNN anchor, Fareed Zakaria, admitted on Sunday that President Trump is right about the current asylum system and that the U.S. does have a crisis with the number of new arrivals at the southern border. Yes, a CNN anchor actually agreed with Trump on the border problem. Don’t get me wrong, Zakaria was not praising the president, by any means, when he explained his views even though he mentioned that it “pains”…

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Air Force Two Called Back to Washington D.C. with Mike Pence

Air Force Two Called Back to Washington D.C. with Mike Pence

by Daveda Gruber: On Tuesday, Air Force 2 made an abrupt turn and flew back to Washington D.C. with Vice President Mike Pence cancelling his attendance at an event in New Hampshire. Pence had been scheduled to speak on the opioid crisis and illegal drugs at an event in Salem, New Hampshire. It was planned that he participate in a roundtable discussion with former patients and alumni at the Granite Recovery Center headquarters and deliver…

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Trump Has Historic Handshake in North Korea

Trump Has Historic Handshake in North Korea

by Daveda Gruber: President Trump is one for surprises when we least expect them. On Sunday, Trump shook Kim Jung Un’s hand while taking 20 steps into North Korea. At 3:45 p.m. both men had big grins on their faces as they met in the Demilitarized Zone and crossed the low stone curb separating the North and the South. On top of the face to face handshake between the two me, they had about a…

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YES – Paul Krugman is a Bonafide Moron

YES – Paul Krugman is a Bonafide Moron

While gold slowly moved higher, and the cryptocurrency world careened all over the place, the media decided to focus on the potty mouth of a woman playing a game of which nobody cares, a talk show host nobody watches, and a story in the USA Today about, “Some US women taking their reproductive matters into their own hands. They’re ordering abortion pills by mail.” So, so close, yet so far away. Maybe try a condom,…

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E. Coli Claims Life of One Child and More Infected in San Diego

E. Coli Claims Life of One Child and More Infected in San Diego

by Daveda Gruber: When people come into the US illegally, they have not complied with the law and the stringent rules that apply to someone seeking a working visa or a “Green Card” in the U.S. There are diseases that have been eradicated or have never been envisioned in the U.S. but at least one child has died and at least three others are very ill after being exposed to E. coli in San Diego…

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Dems Want Health Care for Illegal Migrants – Which Candidate is Not Eligible?

Dems Want Health Care for Illegal Migrants – Which Candidate is Not Eligible?

by Daveda Gruber: Another evening of Democratic debates was watched on millions of TV screens across America. Part two of the first time the candidates stood at podiums on a stage and debated was aired for all to watch. But no one has mentioned that one of the candidates is not eligible to run for the presidency. Democratic presidential hopefuls went far left when they agreed that they would support healthcare for illegal immigrants. They…

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Woman Takes Abortion Pill – Then Wants to Save Her Babies

Woman Takes Abortion Pill – Then Wants to Save Her Babies

by Daveda Gruber: A woman had made a choice to take medication that began the process of a chemical abortion and then she had a sudden change of heart. The woman, from North Carolina, was six weeks pregnant. She had walked into “A Preferred Women’s Health Center” which is a Charlotte abortion facility, to end the pregnancy. The un-named woman, to protect her identity, was told “Oh twins,” by a technician who was performing the…

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