Progressive Comedy

Progressive Comedy

Between cisgender soccer, Taylor Swift’s travails, and Kamala Harris “transportation” thoughts, this entire week of Yes I am a Liberal seems to have taken on more of a stand-up comedy routine than normal. In their honor let us recalibrate and regurgitate where necessary, and use Liberal logic, to provide Progressive puns. Due to the comedic nature of this column we must embrace a Liberal legend of comedy known as Dave Chappelle. Mr. Chappelle is your…

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Trump Has Historic Handshake in North Korea

Trump Has Historic Handshake in North Korea

by Daveda Gruber: President Trump is one for surprises when we least expect them. On Sunday, Trump shook Kim Jung Un’s hand while taking 20 steps into North Korea. At 3:45 p.m. both men had big grins on their faces as they met in the Demilitarized Zone and crossed the low stone curb separating the North and the South. On top of the face to face handshake between the two me, they had about a…

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YES – Paul Krugman is a Bonafide Moron

YES – Paul Krugman is a Bonafide Moron

While gold slowly moved higher, and the cryptocurrency world careened all over the place, the media decided to focus on the potty mouth of a woman playing a game of which nobody cares, a talk show host nobody watches, and a story in the USA Today about, “Some US women taking their reproductive matters into their own hands. They’re ordering abortion pills by mail.” So, so close, yet so far away. Maybe try a condom,…

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THEY’LL KNOW US SOON

THEY’LL KNOW US SOON

A friend of mine asked me recently about all the problems in California. I told him all of these things would stop…eventually. “When?” was his question. “When will they fix the roads? When will they stop cutting down all the trees and creating slums known as affordable housing?” “When will the homeless be dealt with?” “When the money runs out,” I told him. The State of California is already broke. CalPERS will eventually be the…

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Hush Now Liberals, Don’t Say a Word

Hush Now Liberals, Don’t Say a Word

In celebration of Father’s Day I would like to take this moment to thank my Father for not only being a great Dad but a wonderful person. Thanks Dad. I love you. I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention our Founding Fathers. Without the likes of Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Madison and others, it is unlikely we would be living the dream of Freedom right now. It is amazing to see how fast…

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AOC Pushing for Magic Mushroom Research

AOC Pushing for Magic Mushroom Research

by Daveda Gruber: On Friday Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., filed legislation to make it easier and possibly legal for researchers to study the therapeutic and medical benefits of psychedelic drugs. The drugs would include “magic mushrooms” in the study. An appropriations bill, as far as Ocasio-Cortez is concerned, needs the amendment to end the rider that prohibits federal money being spent on “any activity that promotes the legalization of any drug or other substance in…

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Hang em High

Hang em High

As Americans and freedom loving humans across the world memorialized D-Day, Progressives joined in with the understanding that the D stood for Diversity and that A, B, and C deserved their day as well, never mind LBGT and Q. So many consonants, so little sense. It goes without saying it wouldn’t be a week without some Liberal coming to the forefront who is also in need of serious psychiatric care. During this seven day window,…

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It’s True Because I Say it is

It’s True Because I Say it is

This week while Robert Mueller stammered through a cowardly press conference, President Trump, among other things, slapped tariffs on Mexico. It’s been a long time coming. I am hoping he increases them to a point that Mexico will stop the invasion of these United States. This of course brought out the Liberals, RINOS, and Mitt Romney disguised as Justin Amash, ranting that tariffs are taxes and the cost of these things is passed to the…

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In Their Honor and the Fullness of Time

In Their Honor and the Fullness of Time

Periodically the subject(s) for my weekly columns take a little bit to find. Other times they scream to be written, and every once in a while, they search me out. I was sought this week. It won’t be reported in the papers or found on any blotter. Most would consider it random although I’m sure it has happened plenty of times prior, just not to me. Without getting into the entire story (maybe I’ll add…

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Will the Deep State be Exposed?

Will the Deep State be Exposed?

by Daveda Gruber: On Friday President Trump made a bold move as he vowed to uncover the origins of the Russia investigation. Trump’s confidence has led him to approve the declassification of documents that are related to the surveillance of his campaign during the 2016 presidential election. Trump is now on his way to Japan but before leaving on Marine One, he spoke to reporters and defended overriding “longstanding rules” on classified material. Trump told…

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